Well, I'm starting a bicycling adventure today. My wife has an amused look in her eyes and the checklist on her mind.
Cycling shorts and jersey? Check. Socks? Check. Helmet? Check. Water bottle? Check. Changes of clothes if needed? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Lots of sunscreen? Check. Are you sure you have lots of sunscreen? Check; I'm swimming in the stuff. Will you remember to use the sunscreen? Of course; don't I always? Silent stare. Check.
Will you be taking a shower? Check.
Do you have soap? Uh, I have shampoo. Right. Do we have any of those hotel soaps around?
Do you have a towel? Uh, well, I guess that would be helpful.
Report coming later.